I Could Sell You This Shirt

You know the kid. They walk into the room, find their audience, and one speech later you own something you didn’t need and feel great about it.

This one’s for them.

Front: a price tag making the pitch. Back: the receipt proving it worked.

Made for Sales Speaking competitors, the teammates who’ve watched them practice in the hallway, and every parent who has been talked into a drive-thru stop on the way home from a tournament.

No catch. (That’s what they all say.)